THIS WEEK IN GIFS

The National Association of Whackity Schmackity Football presents...

This

Week

GIFS

The editoral board at TWiG would like to appologize for the late release this week. Our offices were raided by the DEA, and a number of out staff had to make bail. Yeah that's the ticket

Anyhoo

In our lowest scoring matchup, combined scoring anyhow

STAYING POSITIVE

PREPARE THY ANUS

PTA had a tough week and Tyrod, or is it Tie Rod or Tye Rod... whatever Autopart Seamstress was his lone bright spot. He racked up 24 points in a brutal league for qb.

but PTA had real struggles at the RB position. Matt Jones was particularly disappointing

Speaking of disappointing, SP got less than six combined points from Ben "Sexual Assault isn't the same thing as rape"thisburger.

and Marshawn "Social Anxiety" Lynch who was tecnically active for the tilt.

However Larry Fitzgerald seems to have come back from the dead, and he's doing old school numbers

(we still don't think he the real deal)

and the match up fell to SP, but when two teams look this bad who cares

next up

The Dickbutts

Obama's Dank Meme

This week the dickbutts sucked dick..er butt.

They managed to have NINE players score single digit points

Chris Ivory was the least active person ever described as active

meanwhile ODM was so destructive I can't think of an adequate metaphor that doesn't bring the recent tragedy in Washington State to mind.

They had seven players put up more than 20 points
against the lowest scoring team

maybe a bit of over kill

and in the highest scoring matchup

The First Men

vs

Captain Pick Hard

CPH had a productive week. They got near 60 points from the RB position

despite Demarco Murray being about as "active" as Chris Ivory

and Matt Stafford look bad

While TFM are looking to serve out a servin of servin

I do't know about that one. Fuck it it's almost Sunday, we gotta publish this shit

Anyhoo

AJ Green (who I heard of) and CJ Mosley (who the census hasn't heard of) were absolutely brutal.
They put up NINTY-FOUR POINTS between the two of them.