Thursday, November 5, 2015

TWiG week 8

The National Association of Whackity Schmackity Football presents

This
WEEK
in
GIFS

Here at TWiG,  the editorial staff really enjoyed their bye week 

but it was an eventful week and we got a lot to cover

The Dickbutts lost to the Obama's Dank Meme on the last play of OT on Monday night

The First Men beat Captain Pick Hard by 50 points
led in by Eli Manning, who scored 37 points
and Prepare Thy Anus lived up to their name scoring 280 points
by the way, PTA got 98 points off Brees and some asshole named Blake

and speaking of things that are broken

LeVeon Bells knee...
Brandon Marshall's ankle

Keenan Allen's kidney
and Andy's hopes and dreams



Thursday, October 22, 2015

TWiG Week 6 Horror Show Edition

The
National Association of Whackity Schmackity Football Presents

This

WEEK

in

GIFS

SPOOKY SCARY EDITION

It's October so this week (and probably next) we'll be doing a Halloween theme on TWiG

First up

Prepare Thy Anus

VS

Captain Pick Hard

The PTA crew got good value from their QBs this week

but they also had six players fail to break ten points
That's ugly

CPH took the lead in the afternoon

and went on the destroy PTA


next

The First Men
vs
Obama's Dank Meme

Although this was a close one, TFM never had the lead

and Eli looked like an old man

Meanwhile ODM got 31 points off Hopkins

and they help that lead all week. TFM didn't even have a chance


and finally

The Dickbutts
vs
Staying Positive

This was a disappointing loss for the Dickbutts

SP got 72 points from one of those whacky interception returns

and although the Dickbutts had seven players exceed fifteen points

 it wasn't enough to overcome that one play

and SP takes the win


well that raps it up

Sunday, October 18, 2015

TWiG week 5

The National Association of Whackity Schmackity Football presents
This
Last
WEEK
in
GIFS

In this week's lowest combined scoring match up
The First Men
 vs
The Dickbutts

This week The Dickbutts were coming in hard and ready to explode

thank you cris

Meanwhile TFM barely showed up
 and TFM put up the lowest weekly score of the season (thus far)
 Dickbutts got 64 points off two runningbacks

 and The Dickbutts took first place after scoring the most points in the league this week

next up
Obama's Dank Meme 
 vs
Prepare thy Anus

 I guess you could say this on was close

ODM took the lead on thursday
and then they gave it up Sunday morning
 and never got it back

BTW  PTA won due largely to a 31 point  Wagner fumble recovery.
PTA has also preformed below projection every week so far
But ODM is keep it in perspective


Finally
Staying Positive

 VS
Captain Pick Hard
SP had a hard time this week, with no player scoring 20 or more points
 Though SP did get 60+ points from their runningbacks
 of course, Captain Pick Hard got 49 points off Patrick Peterson
 And Andy Dalton is still pretending to be the best QB in the NFL
 and CPH easily took the victory
 
That about wraps'er up.
Sniff you jerks later.